Adventures ofBastard andM.E.The Complete Transmissions
Rent Your Brain is the official author-direct transmission home for Adventures of Bastard and M.E. - The Complete Transmissions, an original reproduction of the signals that Stefan O. Rak received and subsequently documented in his text, Adventures of Bastard and M.E. Now you can hear these voices in your own head!
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Chapter 1: Rent Your Brain.
The novel
Adventures of Bastard and M.E.
Recently revived Private Detective Bastard teams up with his old partner, Criminal Mastermind Miguel Evangelista, in this absurdist narcotic cyber-punk noir. The two cons hatch a plan to destabilize the official monopoly of institutionalized drug dependency while pushing their own product - a newly discovered wonder-drug they call White Dove. Hilarity ensues.
Join Bastard as he bumbles through a circus of a city, implausible architecture, and vast subterranean caverns of variety lights and sounds in this genre-hopping pataphysical romp. Absurd, playful and dystopic, Adventures of Bastard and M.E. is as uncategorizable as it is entertaining.
- Publisher
- Whisk(e)y Tit
- Publication date
- February 14, 2018
- ISBN
- 978-0996764650
- Print/ebook
- $15 paperback / $8 ebook
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FrequentlyAskedQuestions.
What happens when the transmissions cease?
The Organization is still conducting clinical trials. Rent Your Brain at your own risk.
How can I be sure that my brain will be returned to me?
Technically, we do not hold your brain during the rental period - we simply possess it. There are no guarantees in life. But you should get what you paid for.
Is the procedure painful?
Six hours, fifty-three minutes, forty-five seconds.
Is it safe? Can the frequencies produce harmful side effects in the human receiver?
Your purchase comes with the ability to control the signals. If you feel threatened, you may pause the transmissions at any time. See above answers regarding potential health risks. I don't like repeating myself, and you're already here clicking buttons.
Does the Organization still manufacture and sell the White Dove? It sounds like a great drug, and I would like to try it. Where can I cop some? If it's as good as everyone says, I wanna set up a meet to discuss a big deal. Who is in charge of the Organization's operations, now that Bastard and M.E. are no longer in the game?
You ask too many questions. Fuck off, narc. If you were better at your job, you'd already know that I assumed every role. Narc.
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- Written
- Adventures of Bastard and M.E. by Stefan O. Rak.
- Voiced
- Adventures of Bastard and M.E. - The Complete Transmissions voiced by Stefan O. Rak.
- Produced
- Produced and recorded by James Lefkowitz, edited by Boris Jonez, and mixed and mastered by Mike Pride at sFarming Studio.
- The Guitar
- Composed and performed by Mike Pride with Chris Welcome and Lisa Mezzacappa; recorded, mixed, and mastered by Pride at sFarming Studio.
- Rights
- Text copyright © 2018 by Stefan O. Rak, published by Whisk(e)y Tit Books. Transmission copyright © 2026 by Stefan O. Rak and James Lefkowitz. “The Guitar” published by Fun Hole Music, BMI. All rights reserved. By the Organization.
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